Jack _____ (fill in the blank)

May 24, 2006

 

Jack what...

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Of all trades?

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Schitt?

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Come on, do I have to get out the soap and wash out your minds?

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I mean, we've been talking about flowers.

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Well, except for the fact that some folks think that my plants are having an erection in the garden.

But absent that, Jack what?

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I need to plant the rose bushes.

So it was off to Home Despot to rent.....

Nope

Now I know you might look and say at first blush that it's a jack hammer.

I suppose it might even be called that but I sure don't know why.

This thing weighs at least 80 pounds without any of the attachments.

Anyone ever see someone using one of these things swinging it like a hammer?

Not me either.

I've got a Jack Shovel

And if I could figure out how to put in a trademark thingie I would.

Meanwhile, after fighting with this thing for about half an hour, two holes are dug and I've had enough for one evening.

I've figured out why the previous owners didn't plant much stuff in the ground around here.

Corona with lime calls.