What a Crock of.....

February 27 , 2008

Ok, so there I was...

Slogging through the last of the 200 questions on day two of the last hour of 12 hours of exam questions, essay and multiple choice....

I've completed 86 hours of credit in Law School, three years worth crammed into to two years and 4 months ...

I've studied for weeks and weeks and weeks - somewhere between 6 to 8 to 10 hours a day...

I've come to this very moment...

And it's the last question (hopefully of my law school life) and there are 3 to 5 minutes left before the proctor calls TIME'S UP, PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN!

When in the final moments before I pass or fail, sink or swim....

(paraphrasing now)
Dairy Farmer X, contracted with the PDQ manufacturing company to build a new manure spreading system for his farm. PDQ used TanK Co. to build the manure storage tank for Farmer's system. Overcome by fumes, Farmer X fell into the tank of manure and drowned. In a negligence action brought by Widow W, which of the following is true?

Puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Tell me that this isn't true.

After all of this...

Farmer X drowns in a vat of legal bullshit.

I smiled, answered the question, and put down my pencil.

I had a minute left to spare.

Go ahead, tell me the cosmos doesn't have a sense of humor.